1/12/12

Mary Maloney, the pregnant, doting wife of a policeman waiting for her husband to come home from work. When he does so, he makes an abrupt but unspecified statement to Mary, the upshot of which is that he intends to leave her. Her connubial complacency shattered by this revelation, Mary crushes her husband’s skull with a frozen leg of lamb then she goes up to the store and has an albi. After that she calls the cops and tells them that her husband has been murdered. The cops say they will stay up all night till they find the wepon but then the wife feeds the cops the leg that she murdered her husband with.